The VowsI do solemnly declare, that it will be my honour and privilege to be legally bound to you.
With my heart, mind, and soul I thee wed.
I promise to respect you and love you.
I promise to laugh with you and cry with you.
I promise to listen to you and speak with you.
I will sweep up behind the door.
I won’t forget the chillies.
I’ll make sure the books are balanced,
And I’ll try to stop shrinking your jumpers.
I will talk incessantly. You will love it.
You are not alone anymore. You are part of a unit.
I will never leave you.
I adore you.